<3 GiGi <3

You must become aware very quickly that love, no matter how fleeting, is not a game not a mere trifle. A woman's affections are not something to be toyed with or taken lightly. No matter how romantic your gestures may be they mean not a thing when done under false pretenses. Empty notions of impure hearts lead to scorn forever felt.

I just want to say that although I am ridiculously awesome and at times scarily able to predict things, I am not a mind reader. If you stand there with no paperwork staring at me like an idiot I simply assume that is the case and go on with my life. If you need help, if you have a question, you have to speak you have to ask because I have too much other crap to attend to, like eating brownies and finding bigger bandaids...Also if there is a door that has people on the other side who work at the place you are spending money at walk on in (unless someplace it specifically states to not walk in said door/area) and say hello how are you and we will say grrrreat what can we do for you today and things will go much more smoothly. don't just stand outside the door and don't act like its sonic and just sit in your car either, get up off your lazy ass and politely seek assistance.

 Just a reminder for those of you who feel better after yelling at innocent people for things that arent their fault...you handed a stranger a paper with your name address and phone number on it then called them names because you waited 6 months to pick up an order so it was gone and there are ALOT of crazy folks out there that snap for no reason, just think what they might do now that you gave them one. Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

Ok, so I'm venting...

I have no idea when every person in the world decided they r the only person in the world but damn Gina walk the f up!!! Quit texting while walking and driving I can't even be sad anymore when ppl crash and die while texting...get off the phone or get off the road bcuz there r other ppl who don't want u swerving at them bcuz autocorrect won't let u type lol, ur stupid, quit it! Also its not my job to watch where u r walking so if I happen to b holding a spear and u happen to not b intelligent enough to get it through ur thick skull that THERE ARE OTHER PPL AROUND THAT U MIGHT RUN IN TO and u get speared and u die...eh...(idea!!) U were really dumb anyway so way to go me, and my spear!
Next, old ladies, do not continue to talk on ur cell phone while ur insides explode in a public restroom. #1 its rude to the OTHER PPL n the crapper #2 (hahaha) the person on the phone can hear everything even if they don't say anything and that has got to b the stuff public shooters r made of u know, so don't poo and chat cuz its super gross.
Alright fellas, when u go into a business and the ppl who work there r friendly and say hello and help u, that is not an invitation to drunk call them at their work and ask them on dates. That is called how we don't get fired cuz when we r at work we kinda have to do our jobs. If that job is sales or customer service then employees r pretty much required to smile and say hello, they r not hitting on u, I promise, so guys quit being creepy ok cuz its just annoying now. OH, and don't ever touch the employees that r helping you bcuz they may have decided to not take their meds for a couple days and the voices may b wondering how severe of a crime they could actually get away with...just an fyi...for u creepy dudes.
Case in point, this is not a video game or a reality show this is the regular old world full of folks who truly dont give a shit about anything u have to say bcuz u r just an average person no different from anybody else except for how stupid u r... So again...WAKE UP DUMMY! Live life and b a better person than u were yesterday for the sake of us all, please.

GUY IN OVERALLS..." WHAT IS SIX FEET?"  HE STARES AT ME EXPEXCTANTLY, BUT I AM TOO DUMBFOUNDED TO RESPOND. "72 INCHES?" HE ASKS AFTER A MOMENT. I REGAIN MY BASIC MOTOR SKILLS. "YES, SIX FEET IS 72 INCHES." TO WHICH HE RESPONDS, " HEY, I'M NOT A CARPENTER." I STARE AT HIM MOUTH OPEN IN DISBELIEF THAT ANYONE WHO IS OUT IN THE WORLD WOULD SAY THIS. "I'M RELLY NOT" HE SAYS THIS AS THOUGH MY REACTION IS DUE TO DISCOVERING THAT THIS GENIOUS OF A MAN ISNT A CONTRACTOR. I REPLY "YEAH...ME NEITHER, BUT I KNOW THAT SIX FEET IS 72 INCHES! I WASNT AWARE THAT ONLY CONTRACTORS ARE ABLE TO DO STANDARD CONVERSIONS." AS I WALK AWAY BECAUSE I NOW FEEL DUMBER FOR HAVING TALKED TO THIS MAN. 

While dusting my little heart out and simultaneously rocking out in my mind a young woman walks up to me looking oh so very confused. I of course halt my current dusting duties (ha, I said duties) and ask what I can do for her, to which she responds... "Yeah, um, so do I just get a cart and pick out what I want then? Or how does this work/"  I initially stare at her in dumbfounded amazement first that she isn't joking then because she drove here! After a moment I blurt out in my ever so gentle tone , " yep, it's called shopping."  100% fact