I have no idea when every person in the world decided they r the only person in the world but damn Gina walk the f up!!! Quit texting while walking and driving I can't even be sad anymore when ppl crash and die while texting...get off the phone or get off the road bcuz there r other ppl who don't want u swerving at them bcuz autocorrect won't let u type lol, ur stupid, quit it! Also its not my job to watch where u r walking so if I happen to b holding a spear and u happen to not b intelligent enough to get it through ur thick skull that THERE ARE OTHER PPL AROUND THAT U MIGHT RUN IN TO and u get speared and u die...eh...(idea!!) U were really dumb anyway so way to go me, and my spear!
Next, old ladies, do not continue to talk on ur cell phone while ur insides explode in a public restroom. #1 its rude to the OTHER PPL n the crapper #2 (hahaha) the person on the phone can hear everything even if they don't say anything and that has got to b the stuff public shooters r made of u know, so don't poo and chat cuz its super gross.
Alright fellas, when u go into a business and the ppl who work there r friendly and say hello and help u, that is not an invitation to drunk call them at their work and ask them on dates. That is called how we don't get fired cuz when we r at work we kinda have to do our jobs. If that job is sales or customer service then employees r pretty much required to smile and say hello, they r not hitting on u, I promise, so guys quit being creepy ok cuz its just annoying now. OH, and don't ever touch the employees that r helping you bcuz they may have decided to not take their meds for a couple days and the voices may b wondering how severe of a crime they could actually get away with...just an fyi...for u creepy dudes.
Case in point, this is not a video game or a reality show this is the regular old world full of folks who truly dont give a shit about anything u have to say bcuz u r just an average person no different from anybody else except for how stupid u r... So again...WAKE UP DUMMY! Live life and b a better person than u were yesterday for the sake of us all, please.
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